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Dear Mr Pratchett,

Thank you for writing your new book, Making Money, it is a cracking good read. I do, however, have a complaint; after reading your book, I now burst out laughing whenever someone mentions the abbreviation CRI. As a result my co-workers are considering having me sectioned.

Normally the thought of spending a few restful months in the hotel with the soft food and walls would be a good thing, but sign-ups for NaNoWriMo begin today so I really need to be able to type a little faster than using the old 'crayon in the mouth' method will allow.

Please be more considerate in future.

Yours sincerely,

Lord Havelock Vetinari

L Barber